So I opened my locker today and…
i think you should be more concerned that they know your locker combo
So this happened…
if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
Exactly is rather get a rad matching tattoo or a cat
YES CARLISLE. SAME SAME SAME.
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
i can feel that burn from here
I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE ENTIRE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHEN I SAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK